Come, experience a night of mystery and intrigue. A night of deception and betrayal. A night of generosity. A night of theft. Arrive with a gift. Leave with a "gift".
Hors d'oeuvres and seasonal drinks will be served.
Over the bridge1, and through the woods2, to grandmothers house3 you go.
1) technically you go under the bridge. Do not go over the bridge. 2) there are no woods, there are cars though. So many cars. It's like a forest of cars. Good luck with parking. 3) We're not your grandmother. But you come into our house and you respect us like your grandmother and we'll say how nice your sweater is.